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Measurements are provided by suppliers.<\/p>\n

This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.<\/p>","imageDescription":"

A Length<\/strong><\/p>\n

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.<\/p>\n

B Chest<\/strong><\/p>\n

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.<\/p>","modelDescription":"","sizeTableDescription":"Product measurements may vary by up to 2\" (5 cm).","sizeTableRows":[{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Length","sizes":{"S":[27],"M":[28],"L":[29],"XL":[30],"2XL":[31],"3XL":[32]}},{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Length","sizes":{"S":[68.58],"M":[71.12],"L":[73.66],"XL":[76.2],"2XL":[78.74],"3XL":[81.28]}},{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Chest","sizes":{"S":[38,41],"M":[42,45],"L":[46,49],"XL":[50,53],"2XL":[54,57],"3XL":[58,62]}},{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Chest","sizes":{"S":[96.52,104.14],"M":[106.68,114.3],"L":[116.84,124.46],"XL":[127,134.62],"2XL":[137.16,144.78],"3XL":[147.32,157.48]}}],"imageId":490,"imageUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/odditiesemporium.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/489_model_size_guide.png?fit=344%2C344&ssl=1"},"productMeasurements":{"description":"

Measurements are provided by suppliers.<\/p>\n

This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.<\/p>","imageDescription":"

A Length<\/strong><\/p>\n

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.<\/p>\n

B Chest<\/strong><\/p>\n

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the measuring tape horizontal.<\/p>","sizeTableDescription":"Product measurements may vary by up to 2\" (5 cm).","internationalSizeTableDescription":"","sizeTableRows":[{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Length","sizes":{"S":[27],"M":[28],"L":[29],"XL":[30],"2XL":[31],"3XL":[32]}},{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Length","sizes":{"S":[68.58],"M":[71.12],"L":[73.66],"XL":[76.2],"2XL":[78.74],"3XL":[81.28]}},{"unit":"inch","unitName":"Inches","title":"Width","sizes":{"S":[20],"M":[21],"L":[23],"XL":[25],"2XL":[26.5],"3XL":[28]}},{"unit":"centimeter","unitName":"Centimeters","title":"Width","sizes":{"S":[50.8],"M":[53.34],"L":[58.42],"XL":[63.5],"2XL":[67.31],"3XL":[71.12]}}],"internationalSizeTableRows":[],"imageId":491,"imageUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/odditiesemporium.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/489_product_size_guide.png?fit=344%2C344&ssl=1"}}

A Is for ARMS! NOT for APPLES

B is for BRAINS not BALLS – Unisex T-Shirt